Saturday, July 31, 2004

Welcome to Pudding is Ebola

Welcome! Many of us have long suspected this to be true, but were afraid to speak our minds. Pudding is ebola, we were just blind to the truth. The gelatinous goo served to us by criminals in our elementary school cafeterias was a plot to anesthetize our awareness of Ebola Virus in our food. What else could that brown and yellow crap could have been. I hope in the coming weeks you come to understand more about thermonuclear war, sports franchises, horror, horror films, terror, terrorists, and the ongoing political campaign which vaguely resembles a horrible play composed by a madman residing somewhere in the vicinity of Hot Tuna, Texas. I hope you didn't spend too much time reading this.

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