McRibster

McDonald's in Austria have a new McRib sandwich. It takes the McRib sandwich, deep fries the pork, and adds bacon, pepper-jack cheese, and honey mustard sauce. They are calling it the "McRibster."

Klaus Untger, an Austrian banker, was pronounced dead in Vienna today after biting into a McRibster. Witnesses say his heart instantly clogged and blood shot out of both of his ears a distance of 12 feet in both directions.