Grammar Lesson

There is not be having a correct speaking method. We is not be having a set grammar. Is you be understand what I be saying now? Oh sure, it is not be normal method of communication, but you be understanding what I saying, even if it be annoying you. If I be writing or be speaking in this methoding, you would be getting used to it.
When I was a teenager, my friend be shooting me with a BB gun. It be traumatic. I be writing like this ever since.