Monday, November 20, 2006

The FSB (KGB), or Russian spy service, really pulled the wool over the world's eyes with its clever poisoning of Aleksander Litvinenko.

It looks much like its clever poisoning of Viktor Yushchenko.

I have intercepted a secret memo, directly from the desk of Vladimir Putin:

To: FSB Comrades

From: VP

Date: 11/20/2006

Re: Proposal for Variety!

Have any of you ever heard of using a little variety in the way we erase our comrades that have been tempted to the other side? Perhaps you have heard of how the Mafia in New York has made use of cement shoes, or its various contacts in the waste disposal industry to make potential snitches disappear. Perhaps you have seen the exciting Hollywood movies where key witnesses fall in front of buses and trains, or have unfortunate car accidents on the way to the courthouse.

You do not see these organizations having a problem with creativity! New ideas are bubbling up every third witness for the prosecution.

It took the world community ten minutes to come to the consensus that we were responsible for the unfortunate case of food poisoning our former colleague has contracted.

In the future, I would like to see some new ideas. I don't care where they come from. I understand the movie Scarface is a font of inspiration in these matters.

The winning proposal gets a Playstation 3.


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