Wednesday, January 31, 2007

January Entry

I hadn't written anything for the month of January, so I feel it's necessary for a few lines.

As my grandmother noted once while entering the later stages of senility, yet with great wisdom, "This is the worst thing. This is the worst thing ever."

Most of what I write here is stupid beyond all reckoning.

I reckon. (Sling Blade voice)

The Mavericks continue to win and win. And then win.

Sometimes people in bars feel compelled to come up to me and tell me the most ridiculous things. Some are so ridiculous that they are in fact quoting things I've said. That's how I note their ridiculousness. Only I could have said them.

Or thought them.

Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for
The graveyard