Friday, February 04, 2011

Super Bowl week



Imagine my surprise when I went to my car this morning to find six inches of snow coating everything in the parking lot.

I can't say I approve of the spending of public money on giant football stadiums, but Jerry Jones appears to be making the best of a bad situation. Now that the gargantuan stadium of death is done, I would hope the region could profit as much as possible off of it. Unfortunately, a freak storm appeared to ruin all the sports tourists' plans by dumping ice on Tuesday, and snow on Thursday. People in North Texas have no idea how to drive on this shit, myself included. The current technique is to drive your car 50 mph, jam on the breaks, scream, turn the wheel, and spin out.